BOYS RUN FREE’S GUEST LIST: Having Boys Means…

Watch out, things are going global. Today’s Guest List comes courtesy of Naomi Raine,  all the way from the south coast of NSW Australia.

She captures beautiful photographs of her 3  blonde-haired boys,  all of which are under the age of 4!!  Their life literally makes me swoon; it looks so sun-drenched, full of freedom and love…. Have a look here,  it really is gorgeous, particularly on a bleak January day.

To her, ‘Having Boys Means’:

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• No activity is ever done gentle or quietly. 

• Wrestling matches is usually an every day occurrence , I believe  that this helps the male species to expel something called testosterone … so do not be alarmed if one breaks out. 

• Always have spray and wipe and air freshener ready next to the toilet as the aim is never at the target ( the toilet ) and boys wees somehow smells worse ! 

• Boys are the best snuggle bugs ever.

• A mother is the first woman your boys will ever fall in love with so make sure you teach them what and how to  love. 

• They climb …. On everything and as high as possible

• Everything is a competition . A boy always needs to win 

• Boys eat all day long . Invest in big double door fridges. 

• They are obsessed with their manhood. 

• Anything to do with farts , poos or their bums is hilarious 

• Every item somehow becomes a sword or weapon ..,

• Boys do not stop during the day ! Invest in a humongous back yard… get them outdoors that’s where they will flourish the most they do not survive indoors . .. And nor will you 

• Drawing , painting , play dough , craft …. Will last them oh hmm about maximum 10 minutes .. do not be fooled by the pictures u see on social media thinking it will be a whole afternoon activity because u may be very well disappointed  .boys are in capable of sitting still for longer than those precious 10 minutes 

• See that sweet snail .. That bug … It most likely be squashed in seconds with the word …. Die!!!! This is normal and no your son won’t turn into a thug ..

• Throwing things is completely normal . It usually begins at 10 months … Boys need to see how strong they are and the outcome of their strength …

• Boys are truly spider men they will climb and somehow attach themselves to walls 

• They will always pick you flowers 

• Their clothes don’t last long 

• No argument lasts forever 

• When they show love or affection the whole room somehow stops .